Sorry, guys, I'm gonna have to confiscate your keg.
It's my body.
Oh, come on, Bender! Can you at least wait till it's empty?
Fair enough. Fry, beer me.
Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug!
Ah!
It's empty! FARNSWORTH: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, stop.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry hurry, hurry, hurry...
My boyfriend gave me a diamond - Hurry, hurry, hurry...
Oh!
Fry. We're here to rescue you.
(SNORES AND GASPS) Professor? Well, obviously, Zapp Brannigan could save you...
Zapp Brannigan!
So, Emperor Chop Chop, once again, we meet at last.
Drop that space gun or I'll shoot, like so.
(GROANS) (EXCLAIMS) Oh, Zapp, tie me back up and ravish me.
I'd like to, Leela. So, I will. a time of barn dances and buggy rides before life was cheapened by heartless, high-tech machines.
But, Bender, you are a--
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Skull, skull, skull, skull, skull... Wait.
Why haven't you fleamed this skull?
(SHUDDERS) Hi, Mr. Lrrr.
(SCREAMS)
Hey, you're one of those Earth spies
from that Earth ship, aren't you?
Are you going to kill me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Jrrr is. ROBOTS CHANTING: One, zero, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero,
one, zero, one, zero, one, zero, zero, zero...
Welcome, friend. I am Ab-BOT,
the abbot of this monastery.
Sir, I am but a tired and rusty traveler. Can we talk?
Come, make yourself uncomfortable. Hey, batter, batter, batter, batter! Hey, batter, batter, batter!
Hey, batter, batter! Duck!
Take your base.
Please, lady! I want to live. Can I use bat to protect head? Ow!
Apparently not. Yeah. Come on, baby.
Why does everything I date run away?
I love Leela, always and forever,
and if I loved robot Leela, too,
well, that's only 'cause she had so much of real Leela in her.
I thought she loved me, too, but, obviously, I was wrong as usual. I'd make up stuff like, "I have sweaty boot rash,"
or "I have to meet the president."
Oh, man, you never heard such excuses.
But, like a dope, I believed her.
Looking back on it now, it's kinda funny.
It sure is. Right, Leela, funny?
Then one night when Fry asked me out, - LEELA: Fry!
- (SCREAMS)
FARNSWORTH: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, stop.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry hurry, hurry, hurry... Oh, my God!
It's Elzar, the TV chef!
Oh, kill me now, people.
How we doin' here?
Oh, Elzar.
Everything's so good.
What are you, an ass-kissing machine?
Yes, sir-- good one, sir.
Oh, it's a gem of an evening.
I feel so wonderful having someone to take over my life's work, ROBOTS CHANTING: One, zero, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero,
one, zero, one, zero, one, zero, zero, zero... Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
It's Elzar, the TV chef!
Oh, kill me now, people.
How we doin' here?
Oh, Elzar.
Everything's so good.
What are you, an ass-kissing machine?
Yes, sir-- good one, sir.
Oh, it's a gem of an evening. Oh, yeah! Bam it again, Elzar!
Knock it up another notch.
Geez, who let this guy through the metal detector?
Come on, you wimp, work that weasel!
Quit holding out on us!
If you promise to stop interrupting, all right.
Against my will, I'm going to knock it up another notch.
Ooh, I got to get this notch up knocking on film.
Hey, Elzar, think fast! - Duh, Leela, you look hot.
- Geez, Moose!
just dump me right in front of her, why don't you?
Moose, Mandy-- This is my friend, Fry, from the surface.
Oh, so this is the famous Fry. What is he, like,
the biggest loser on the surface, so he has to hang out in the sewer?
They're on to me!