Futurama
S4E2: A Tale Of Two Santas
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The bicycle you fired at me last year from your bicycle gun...
really tore up my insides.
Awful. Let's read some more. "Dear Santa--"
Please bring me a coffin for Grandpa.
You choked him with a chestnut last year,
and he's beginning to smell a lot like Xmas, if you know what I mean.