Futurama
S2E8: Xmas Story
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Now which costs more-- the parrot or the stink lizard?
The lizards are a buck each.
The parrot is $500.
That's a hell of a good parrot.
Although, I could get 500 lizards for the same price.
Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
Sir, the store is closing in two minutes.
Okay, okay. I'll take the 500 lizards.