Futurama
S7E9: Free Will Hunting
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You invented the free will unit,
then you selfishly hid it beyond the reach of my stealers.
(STAMMERING) Thanks to you, I went on a soul-searching journey. I hate those!
Now, give up the free will.
(SIGHS) I should have destroyed it,
but I was too damn proud of myself. So I kept it around,