S5E14: Obsoletely Fabulous
If you'd like, you're welcome to join our society.
Look, no offense, but I need technology,
especially e-mail and snowmobiles... and television!
Without television, how will I know what's buzz worthy?
Why would you want to watch TV when you can watch a snail crawl for hours on end?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.