S6E3: Attack of the Killer App!
Okay, it's $500, you have no choice of carrier,
the battery can't hold a charge and the reception isn't very...
Shut up and take my money!
The new eyePhone is wonderful.
I use it to check recipes and send threatening e-mails to unauthorized third-party app developers.
Say, you're from one of those ethnicities that knows about technology.