S7E4: The Thief of Baghead
Namely, a camera.
Shut up. I know it.
Wait, a what's-a-whatzo?
A paparazzo. You know, a celebrity photographer.
But it's not for everyone.
You'd have to wallow in Hollywood filth,
loiter in dark alleys behind seedy nightclubs and get spat on by the beautiful people.
Hmm, I don't know. How much will it cost me?