Futurama
S1E1: Space Pilot 3000
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I'm sure this must be very upsetting for you.
You know, I guess it should be but actually I'm glad.
I had nothing to live for in my old life.
I was broke, I had a humiliating job and I was beginning to suspect my girlfriend might be cheating on me.
Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity.