Futurama
S1E1: Space Pilot 3000
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Wait a second.
You're a bender, right?
We can get out of here if you just bend the bars.
Dream on, skin tube.
I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes.
What do I look like? A de-bender?
Who cares what you're programmed for.
If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge would you do it?
I'll have to check my program.