Futurama

S2E9: Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love

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Listen, lady, as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly yet I embrace a life of celibacy in order to uphold our crazy traditions. One of your friends must die! Fate is cruel and unyielding, and what must be, must be. Taking all bets!