Futurama
S2E9: Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love
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It has nothing to do with mating.
Fry, that doesn't make sense.
Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense... but okay.
Start with a compliment.
Tell her she looks thin.
You seem malnourished.
Are you suffering from internal parasites?
Why, yes. Thanks for noticing.
Now ask her how her day was.
Why would I want to know?