S1E3: I, Roommate
Uh... listen, is there maybe some way we could do this with you going and me not going?
I don't understand.
Well, you were going to live in the closet anyway.
Won't you be just as happy back in your old place?
But... then we wouldn't be roommates.
I'll come visit sometime, and you can visit me here.
No, he can't.