S4E2: A Tale Of Two Santas
It's not fair!
In my day, Xmas was supposed to bring people together, not blow them apart.
Sure, but who's gonna do anything about it?
Certainly not us. No, sir. Certainly yes us. Uh-huh, sir.
We've gotta bring back the kind of Xmas I remember.
Fry's right. It's time to sit on Santa's lap, and hard.