Futurama
S3E1: The Honking
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Let's kick him some more!
No, wait, let me explain.
It all began one fateful night a thousand years ago.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
You're 1,000 years old?
Your bio says you're 27.
Lies! I change my identity and upgrade my appearance every few decades to avoid suspicion.