Futurama
S7E5: Zapp Dingbat
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The truth is,
I once slept with him. A few times.
I know. He showed me the commemorative painting.
What?
Look, sweetie, I get it.
You're jealous because Zapp likes me now and not you.
But don't worry, this isn't a competition.
Although he did say I'm a better kisser.