Well, not totally.
Before they reset me,
I figured out the answers to life's great questions.
Uh, this is the reason we exist.
This is which ceiling fans are gonna fall.
Aha! Found it!
"Fry and Leela's Ultimate Fate. By Bender."
(GROANING NERVOUSLY) It's probably better if we don't know.
Mystery of life and whatnot.