Futurama

S2E9: Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love

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Hmm... This "love" intrigues me. Teach me to fake it. Okay, you're on a date. What's the first thing you do? Ask her to mate with me. No. Tell her she's special. But she's not. She's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs. Well, tell her that, and then... Then mating.