Futurama
S2E9: Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love
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Aw...
Leela!
Right, right.
You have to stop this madness!
Listen, lady, as you can plainly see I'm a highly desirable male, groaning with jelly yet I embrace a life of celibacy in order to uphold our crazy traditions.
One of your friends must die!