You used humor to defuse the tension.
Yep, and there's still a little more tension. So, look out!
(CLEARS THROAT) You so ugly,
when trick-or-treaters come to your house, they give you candy.
You so ugly, when you go to the bank,
they ask you to put on a ski mask!
You so ugly, you cracked The Daily Mirror.
It's a newspaper!