Futurama

S2E9: Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love

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Ask her to mate with me. No. Tell her she's special. But she's not. She's merely the female with the largest clutch of eggs. Well, tell her that, and then... Then mating. No, make up some feelings and tell her you have them. Yes? Is desire to mate a feeling? Oh, you're not even trying.