Futurama
S6E7: The Late Philip J. Fry
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It's a record-your-own-message card.
You don't sign it, you leave a nude video greeting.
Does it have to be nude?
I guess not. That never occurred to me.
If I leave now, record a birthday greeting on the way,
score some fancy cologne at the newsstand,
I'll be exactly on time.
You're not going anywhere!
But I have a date.
You were late this morning,