Family Guy

S5E6: Prick Up Your Ears

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It means I made a pledge not to have sex. That's crazy! You can't give up sex. You've got a responsibility. You see, Meg. You're what they call a practice girl. Dad, look at the facts about sex. "If you have sex, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension "populated entirely by dogs who will eat it."