Family Guy

S5E6: Prick Up Your Ears

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Mom, you don't understand. Doug and I are abstinent. But if we have sex in the ear, it doesn't count. We're still pure in the eyes of the Lord. Meg, when I was your age, my parents tried to feed me the same nonsense about premarital sex. You're lying to yourself. Well, I don't care what you think. Doug and I are part of the Opal Ring Crusade,