S14E21: The Bart of War
I am so tired of that tautology.
It's not all his fault. I blame this latchkey kid.
People, people, calm down.
Both these kids are total write-offs.
I assume you're pressing charges?
Because I get paid by the charge.
Oh, our courts aren't fit to keep children in line.
The only they're good for is telling women what to do with their bodies.