S14E21: The Bart of War
It's not all his fault. I blame this latchkey kid.
People, people, calm down.
Both these kids are total write-offs.
I assume you're pressing charges?
Because I get paid by the charge.
Oh, our courts aren't fit to keep children in line.
The only they're good for is telling women what to do with their bodies.
What these boys need is adult supervision.