The Simpsons

S3E1: Stark Raving Dad

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Hey, Bart. Hey, you. When I was a kid, I didn't have much money. You know what I did when my sisters' birthdays rolled around? Stiffed them? No. I wrote them a song to show that I cared. I can't write a song. I'm only ten. When I was your age I had six gold records.