The Simpsons
S3E1: Stark Raving Dad
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"Mom said she was sleeping.
"She lied, she lied!
"Why, oh, why is my cat dead?
"Couldn't that Chrysler hit me instead?
"I had a hamster named Snuffy...
No deal.
Dad, you should do this.
It's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot?