S9E14: Tiegs for Two
(LOUD POUNDING) QUAGMIRE: Where is he? Where's that son of a bitch?
Whoa, whoa. What's going on, Quagmire?
You dirty bastard. I always knew you were low,
but you're nothing more than a back-stabbing, junkyard cur.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell, man?
My whole life's been dedicated to Cheryl Tiegs!
Yeah, I know. So what?