The Simpsons

S8E12: Mountain of Madness

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Why should the race always be to the swift? Or the jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well, I say cheating is a gift man gives himself. Mr. Burns, I insist that we cheat. Excellent. And to do so, I propose we travel by... horseless sleigh.