The Simpsons
S3E5: Homer Defined
Views: 210
Somewhere there's a thingy that tells you how to work this stuff.
The, um... manual!
The manual, right.
Aha!
It's as fat as a phone book!
"Congratulations on your purchase of a Fissionator 1952 slow fission reactor--"
D'oh! Get to the point.