The Simpsons
S7E20: Bart on the Road
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So you've got to think of a way I can come home for free.
Hmm. You could travel for free if you were a stewardess.
Well, how badly do you want to get home?
All right, all right. How about a courier? They travel for free too.
No, that's a terrier. They're dogs.