S5E6: Prick Up Your Ears
I'm abstinent, Lois.
It's all in these pamphlets Meg brought home from school.
Sex turns straight people gay and turns gays into Mexicans.
Everyone goes down a notch.
This is nonsense. You can't force abstinence on kids.
Lois, what possible harm can abstinence do?
Meg Griffin, we need to have a talk.