The Simpsons

S3E4: Bart the Murderer

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Let this be a lesson to recycle frequently. For the next week, I stayed alive by eating my mother's preserves ... and maintained my sanity by dribbling a nearby basketball with my one free hand. I made a game of it-- seeing how many times... I could bounce the ball, then breaking that record. Occasionally the police arrived to search my home.