When did you throw your medal over the White House fence?
(STUTTERING) No, I told you, I flew to D.C.,
ditched the medals, and flew home.
I guess that was just his dirty hobo penis, huh?
Kevin, why would you want to get rid of your war medals like that?
'Cause it was a stupid war, you know?
All it did was put me in a coma and kill one of my bunkmates and cripple the other one for life.
(STAMMERING) Wait a minute.