The Simpsons
S3E17: Homer at the Bat
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I'm putting in a right-handed batter.
Pinch-hitting for me?!
Yes. You're a left-hander and so is the pitcher.
If I send up a right-handed batter it's called playing the percentages.
It's what smart managers do to win ball games.
I've got nine home runs.
You should be very proud. Sit down.