S3E1: Stark Raving Dad
If you're really Michael jackson who were your last four Grammy dates?
Brooke Shields, Diana Ross, Emmanuel Lewis and Bubbles.
Shiver me timbers! You are Michael jackson!
Can you stay on the line while I get all my friends and relatives?
I'm afraid not.
Your father needs your help.
You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?