Rick and Morty
S1E1: Pilot
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You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
Damn it!
Jerry!
Beth!
Oh, my God. My parents are so loud.
I want to die.
Mm, there is no God, Summer.
You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later.
Okay, with all due respect, Rick --
What am I talking about? What respect is due?
How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for high-concept sci-fi rigamarole?