The Simpsons
S11E3: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
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If anything appears to be movin',
that's just freshness.
Can you believe it, Marge? This job is the greatest. They're paying me to eat!
If you could just get somebody to pay you for scratching your butt, we'll be on easy street.
Why, you little--
Wow! My first published article!