S8E17: Brian & Stewie
You even cried after Columbine.
Because that was a national tragedy.
Oh, it was kind of a regional tragedy.
It's just weird, you know?
I mean, you're the last person anybody would expect to have a gun.
Well, that's why I keep it here, where it's safe.
That doesn't make any sense. Why have it if you're not gonna use it?
Is it like a sexual thing?
Oh, that's a relief.