S6E11: The Former Life of Brian
I tell you, I wish that old hag of Brian's had never even told him he had a kid.
Well, wait a minute, Peter. Maybe that's the answer.
You just got to get his mother to take him back.
How the hell am I supposed to do that?
She's an idiot redneck, Peter.
Tricking her should be easier than escaping from Canadian Alcatraz.