The Simpsons

S15E14: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner

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I had nowhere to go. So I came here because Marge is the closest thing I've ever had to true love. We had one date! And you were not a gentleman! (GRUMBLES) ARTIE: Oh. Don't worry. If you let me stay, I'll be on my best behavior. Not even a fresh remark, except this one.