The Simpsons
S2E19: Lisa's Substitute
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Your belt buckle says "State of Texas," but Texas wasn't a state until 1845.
Very good.
Two: The revolver wasn't invented until 1835. That's excellent.
Three: You seem to be of the jewish faith.
Are you sure I'm jewish ?
Or Italian.
I'm jewish.
And there weren't any jewish cowboys.
Very good. That's excellent. And I'm also wearing a digital watch, but I'll accept that.