The Simpsons

S3E4: Bart the Murderer

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To get my mind off that ugly confrontation, I went home... and began bundling my old newspapers. But Suddenly the pile fell. I was trapped. Let this be a lesson to recycle frequently. For the next week, I stayed alive by eating my mother's preserves ... and maintained my sanity by dribbling a nearby basketball with my one free hand.