S5E6: Prick Up Your Ears
Your middle name is Gilligan. Not good enough.
You think my girlfriend's a moron. So does everyone.
You have a picture of Chris Noth in your wallet.
Look, Stewie, this is ridiculous.
There's something I have to tell you.
- The tooth fairy isn't real.
Look, I didn't wanna burst your bubble since you're just a kid,
but, yeah, she's all smoke and mirrors.
Just like Harry Houdini.