The Simpsons
S11E3: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?
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No, it usually takes a few hours.
Uh-- Look,
I'd like to give you a tryout.
Write a 500-word sample review.
If it passes muster, we'll put you on staff.
Thanks for the chance. You won't never regret this, Mr. Editing Guy.