S1E4: Mind Over Murder
But you see, I'm in searing pain!
You're just teething, Stewie.
It's a normal part of a baby's life.
Very well then, I order you to kill me at once!
Honey, I know you're hurting.
But Mommy has to clean up the house, all right?
No, it's not all right!
For the love of God, shake me!
Shake me like a British nanny!