S1E2: I Never Met the Dead Man
Dad, I was in a chat room on America Online and Doomie 22 told me some idiot knocked out the cable.
We could be without T.V. for weeks!
Now Chris, now let's not panic.
We can manage just fine without T.V.
What's that supposed to mean?
Face it, you're addicted to television.
You're not exactly Mr. Cold Turkey.