The Simpsons

S1E5: Bart the General

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You mean I should fight dirty, Dad ? Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons... sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own. Amen. So the next time this bully thinks you're gonna throw a punch, you throw a glob of mud in his eyes ! And then you sock him when he's staggerin' around blinded ! Yeah ! And there's nothing wrong...