(LOIS AND STEWIE SCREAM)
(SPLATTERING) (TIRES SCREECH) (CAR CRASHES) Uh-oh.
Now, Lois, before you start yelling,
let me remind you that you were the one who recklessly drove into oncoming crap.
It was inexcusable, Peter.
And Stewie may never be able to ride in a car again.
Turn off the windshield wipers.
They don't work. They're just making it worse.