There's that bird you like to argue with.
Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all.
Excuse me, Marge.
They need a good, stiff, all-purpose dress shoe. Something for church,
but also for doctor's appointments, dental checkups,
piano recitals, building dedications, Strike three, Marge!
I remember that meeting, and I have a photographic memory.
Legalized gambling is a bad idea.
You can build a casino over my dead body.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, Dad. What's the word from planet Crackpot?
Oh, I suppose you're going to mock me too.
Well, actually, Dad, I believe you.
Yes, I do. You seem so damn sure.
Thank you, Son. Now, do you think you could stop the casual swearing?
That's my boy.
Well, if you believe in me, then I'm not going to give up. Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your windows,
'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.
Hee-hee-hee! I pity those poor suckers on the freeway.
Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk.
Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas. Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational.
Uh, I suggest you--
Oh, my God! Oh, God, no!
Oh, this can't be happening!
You're operating without a T-437, Springfield!
Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean-- I mean, my God! Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog.
Now, that's just bad. You got no attitude, you're barely outrageous,
and I don't know what you're in, but it's not my face.
Next. Oh, no attitude, eh? Not in your face, huh?
Well, you can cram it with walnuts, ugly! All right, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabapatra.
"Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird."
Mm-hmm. Very good.
Uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head,
guy doing this-- Look, Bart, I have to practice my saxophone, and you can't stop me.
Oh, yeah? My dear Lisa, you are eight, and I am 10.
And in my two extra years on this planet,
I've learned a few tricks.
Gimme that sax!
- I said gimme!
- I said no!
- Gimme it. Gimme, gimme, gimme!
- No! No, no, no! Dermott, jordan, Taylor, Brittany,
Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy,
Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter,
Kendall, Caitlan, Noah, Sasha,
Morgan, Kira, ian, Lauren,
q-Bert, Phil. So, what did you children learn about today ?
That's what we learned about.
I sure as hell can't tell you about hell unless I say "hell," can I ?
The lad has a point.
Hell, yes !
Hell, hell, hell, hell hell, hell, hell, hell Hell, hell, hell, hell Bart, you're no longer in Sunday school.