Hey, how you doing?
I'm fighting a white rhino today at the Tropicana.
Shows at 2:00, 4:00, 6:00, 8:00, 10:00, and midnight.
Check it out. Come on.
Hey, kids, I'm tying balloons on the boardwalk at 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:00, and 11:00.
Check it out. Come on, don't be ridiculous.
(TIRES SCREECHING) I spent $15 on those dance lessons. Might as well use them.
Forward, side, together. Back, side, together.
Forward, side, together. Back, side, together.
This is so sad.
Yeah, he's crazy all right.
EDNA: All right, students. No, no. It's home-brewed.
Careful. It's hotter than a Fox News weather skank.
Oh, my! Hot! Hot! Hot!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Here. Let me wrap this wet towel around your head to cool you off.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la. (PANTING) Stop him! He's expressing his faith, eh! Hello, kids. Everything above the board here ?
Good. Play friendly, children.
Uh-oh, there's your bell.
Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.
I'll get you after school, man.
But--
No, no, no. He'll get you after school, son.
- Now hurry up. It's time for class.
- But-- Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
My friend, your jacket, she burns.
Then I burn with her.
For I would rather die than have people not know what stores I have been to.
Yay! Oh, my! Hot! Hot! Hot!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Here. Let me wrap this wet towel around your head to cool you off.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la. (PANTING) Stop him! He's expressing his faith, eh! Whoo-hoo! Oh, Marge, that's great news!
Hey, hey, there with the personal call, Simpson!
Oh, uh, but, Mr. Milhouse, my little girl's getting married.
Lisa? Oh, my one true love.
It's not you, Milhouse. I just don't plan to ever get married. Let's see here. "We the people," "cruel and unusual," blah, blah, blah.
"Ritual circumcision," yak, yak, yak.
Ah, geez, I'll take your word for it.
I guess you are in charge.
With our superior intellects,
we could rebuild this city on a foundation of reason and enlightenment.
We could turn Springfield into a utopia. I said step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, step,
not step, pause, turn, pause, pivot, step, pause!
Ooh! Shudder! USA! Find the head!
And now, here's Assistant Principal Kearney.
Okay, I want a nice, clean prom.
That means no booze, kick, puff, doze, maxx, stim, or turb.
Remember, stim kills. I didn't expect all this.
Well, we never should have let you go.
From now on, I'll use my gossip for good instead of evil.
Three cheers for Marge Simpson!
Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray! Now, Marge,