Aye, 'tis a sugary brine.
Mmm! This sugar shark is delicious.
Ow. Hey, he bit me back.
Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?
Gee, everyone looks so happy. Indeed, Marge.
And, uh, now that I think of it, I wildly exceeded my authority, And three, our six-term mayor,
the illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spend-o-Crat,
Diamond joe Quimby. Hey, I am no longer illiterate!
Now, why are we doomed to this Quimby quagmire, you ask, O Reasonable Listener? Help me, Simpson.
Tell me your secret.
Uh, Mr. Burns, in spite of what everybody thinks,
I'm no lover boy.
Simpson, I'm asking you nicely.
I don't really know, sir.
Well, I wine them, I...
dine them, bring them flowers,
write them love poetry, sir. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
My friend, your jacket, she burns.
Then I burn with her.
For I would rather die than have people not know what stores I have been to. Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply.
After this case, and the other case,
there's only one case left.
Yeah, yeah! Barney's right!
Yeah, let's get some more beer. Yeah, hey, what about some beer? Yeah, Barney's right.
All right, guys, pipe down. I got some more in the garage. No, no, no, no, no. Young man, you need to do some serious boning.
Oh, grow up, Lise.
Okay, Libya. Exports. Yes, sir, you American pig.
Nice touch. Having two wives could have its advantages.
Chop, chop, dig, dig. Chop, chop, dig, dig.
Chop, chop, dig, dig.
You know, Homie, there's so much more...
two wives could do for you.
I hear digging, but I don't hear chopping. I've been everywhere, man
Crossed the deserts bare, man
I've breathed the mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma Well, then, what can we do to make you happy ?
I wanna go back to my old class.
Oh, but, Bart, don't you remember the boredom,
the ennui, the intellectual malaise ?
Yeah, well, you know, kinda, um,
but I was thinking I could go undercover.
Undercover ? Bart, I'm intrigued. Go on.