I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Travel, I've done my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Springfield, Shelbyville, Ogdenville
Cap City, Ogdenberg, Shelbytown, Spring City Capfield, West Springfield, Paris, Rome And Shelbyville adjacent... Sing it, baby! Whoo! That's a lot of places.
Whoo-ee! Oh, yeah! Yeah, it's for all your charity work and, um,
for, uh, you know, teaching us, um, to love again.
Really? I did that?
How the hell should I know? just get in the cage.
What-- Oh. Hazing the new guy, eh?
You know, when I was dubbed Sir Elton, the queen paddled me silly. Yodeling Zeke, Butterball jackson,
Freddie Boy and Yuma, Cloris Moselle,
Big Shirtless Ron,
Orville and Hurley, Gappy Mae,
Hip Diddler, Rudy,
the Ya Hoo Recovering Alcoholic jug Band,
and tonight, in her syndicated TV debut-- Lurleen! Hey, Dad. What's the word from planet Crackpot?
Oh, I suppose you're going to mock me too.
Well, actually, Dad, I believe you.
Yes, I do. You seem so damn sure.
Thank you, Son. Now, do you think you could stop the casual swearing?
That's my boy.
Well, if you believe in me, then I'm not going to give up. Despite the sweltering heat, don't unroll your windows,
'cause those monkeys seem confused and irritable.
Hee-hee-hee! I pity those poor suckers on the freeway.
Gas, brake, honk. Gas, brake, honk.
Honk, honk, punch. Gas, gas, gas. Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational.
Uh, I suggest you--
Oh, my God! Oh, God, no!
Oh, this can't be happening!
You're operating without a T-437, Springfield!
Oh, sweet mother of mercy! I mean-- I mean, my God! Uh, Brooks, Groening, Simon, you're all cut.
Castellaneta, gone. Kavner, cut.
Cartwright, cut. Smith, sorry. Cut.
Azaria and Shearer, you're cut. Firestone, you're cut. So is judge.
Namath, you stay.
All of those people are cut. All right, read me back what I have so far, Mrs. Krabapatra.
"Bird, bird, giant eye, pyramid, bird."
Mm-hmm. Very good.
Uh, giant eye, dead fish, cat head, cat head, cat head,
guy doing this-- Look, Bart, I have to practice my saxophone, and you can't stop me.
Oh, yeah? My dear Lisa, you are eight, and I am 10.
And in my two extra years on this planet,
I've learned a few tricks.
Gimme that sax!
- I said gimme!
- I said no!
- Gimme it. Gimme, gimme, gimme!
- No! No, no, no! Dermott, jordan, Taylor, Brittany,
Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy,
Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter,
Kendall, Caitlan, Noah, Sasha,
Morgan, Kira, ian, Lauren,