Uh-oh. A cold wind.
Hello, kids. Everything above the board here ?
Good. Play friendly, children.
Uh-oh, there's your bell.
Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.
I'll get you after school, man.
But--
No, no, no. He'll get you after school, son. Ho, ho, ho.
- Ho, ho, ho.
- What the--
Ho, ho, ho.
Bart, look! It's Santa Claus!
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Whoa! It's Santa, all right.
And he is kickin' ass. Uh, sorry, little dudes.
Party hardy was tardy.
- All right, children. Count off.
- One, two, three.
Hey, Otto. Hey, Ottoman. Hey, Bart dude.
Any new tattoos, Otto ?
Oh, funny you should ask, man.
This morning I woke up with this one. I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Travel, I've done my share, man
I've been everywhere
I've been to Springfield, Shelbyville, Ogdenville
Cap City, Ogdenberg, Shelbytown, Spring City Capfield, West Springfield, Paris, Rome And Shelbyville adjacent... Sing it, baby! Whoo! That's a lot of places.
Whoo-ee! Oh, yeah! But if I don't show up in a rubber suit shaped like the state of Florida,
I'll be the laughingstock of the whole school.
Oh, it's always something, isn't it?
First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital...
so she can give birth to you, and now this!
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Uh, Brooks, Groening, Simon, you're all cut.
Castellaneta, gone. Kavner, cut.
Cartwright, cut. Smith, sorry. Cut.
Azaria and Shearer, you're cut. Firestone, you're cut. So is judge.
Namath, you stay.
All of those people are cut. Now here's a trick about the hair.
It's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine points.
And there you go. Perfect Barts every time.
Now once you've mastered how to draw Bart,
you can put him in all sorts of costumes.
Some that he likes, some that he hates. Oh, my! Hot! Hot! Hot!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Here. Let me wrap this wet towel around your head to cool you off.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la. (PANTING) Stop him! He's expressing his faith, eh!
(GUNS COCKING) Hold on! We're just innocent tourists! Moe...
Moe, Moe...
Moe....
Moe, Moe...
Hey, Homer.
Hey, Homer.
Hey, Homer.
Hey, Homer.
Hey, Homer.
Hey, Homer.
Hey, Homer.
Hey, Homer. Hey, Homer.
Aaaaahh!